if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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