i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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