she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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