The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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