It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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