party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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