Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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