Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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