Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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