Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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