we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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