don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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