The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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