Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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