I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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