I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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