i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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