Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I don't think brook has ever known best
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I don't deserve a penis
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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