Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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