THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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