So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Im part way to drunk.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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