Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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