Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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