In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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