but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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