There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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