Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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