Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
She's the barista slut.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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