The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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