Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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