My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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