do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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