i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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