All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i can't believe i had my finger in that
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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