super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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