you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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