It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
