If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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