Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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