i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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