How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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