If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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