I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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