you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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