So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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