That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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