So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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