Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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