when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I want to fling myself into the sun
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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