Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Enjoy the penises
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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