I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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