Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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