He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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