We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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